So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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