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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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