4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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