We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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