scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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