You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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