I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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