How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
