She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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