Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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