You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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