I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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