I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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