she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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