Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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