There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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