Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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