Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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