her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
