paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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