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you win
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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