And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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