dude i'm inner monologue high
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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