If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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