why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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