yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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