ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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