It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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