I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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