So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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