dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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