we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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