This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
