If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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