Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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