thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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