i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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