I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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