think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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