you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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