And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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