the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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