This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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