We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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