honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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