The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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