she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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