I bet he comes in French.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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