but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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