where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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