And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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