Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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