So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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