Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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