If i come over, it means nothing
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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