You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
