she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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