an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How naked do you want me to be?
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