No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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