Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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