she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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