whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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